OMG! The UK’s Ministry of Defence tried to hack my Paypal. (Not)

I wish I had words for this. I’m afraid I don’t.

It’s badly written. They’ve tried to make the Paypal logo using regular fonts. Half the sentences make no sense whatsoever. And the best bit? The IP address given resolves back to the UK’s Ministry of Defence.

I wish I had the time to follow this email to its spammy, spammy conclusion. But right now, I don’t have time to build a virtual machine to chase it.